circumstances are a bitch.

4poc4lyps3-v1s1on4ry:

deadmomjokes:
purrypixel:
princess-shatter:
dear-bunni:
robina-otaku:
eezybree:
SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM
Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?
a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different
Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!!
Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant mess
This is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us
It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.
We are all of us dumb kittens.
Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten

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06/21/15

grumpytrans:

If you don’t have a dad/don’t have a very good dad, I will be your dad for Father’s Day,,,,,,, you’re all my children, let me poorly barbecue for you all and never finish house projects

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06/21/15

Literally haven’t been active for months, here’s a selfie to prove I’m still alive. Mutuals hmu x

06/20/15

simplisticartistic:

crash into me

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06/6/15

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06/6/15

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06/6/15

Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know (5% Slower)

thec0nstvnt:

arcticidiot:
Do I Wanna Know slightly slower version
this is music you should fuck to

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06/6/15

afleshjackforblainecharitydrive:

dbvictoria:
25% of the people have a 4th cone and see colors as they are
Given the sudden interest for the color of dresses and vision, here some of the fascinating findings we did recently.
The color nuances we see depend on the number and distribution of cones (=color receptors) in our eye. You can check this rainbow: how many color nuances do you count?
You see less than 20 color nuances: you are a dichromats, like dogs, which means you have 2 types of cones only. You are likely to wear black, beige, and blue. 25% of the population is dichromat.
You see between 20 and 32 color nuances: you are a trichromat, you have 3 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green and red area). You enjoy different colors as you can appreciate them. 50% of the population is trichromat.
You see between 33 and 39 colors: you are a tetrachromat, like bees, and have 4 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green, red plus yellow area). You are irritated by yellow, so this color will be nowhere to be found in your wardrobe. 25% of the population is tetrachromat.
You see more than 39 color nuances: come on, you are making up things! there are only 39 different colors in the test and probably only 35 are properly translated by your computer screen anyway :)
It is highly probable that people who have an additional 4th cone do not get tricked by blue/black or white/gold dresses, no matter the background light ;)

(x)
I see 21 colors. I had no idea there are so many more.

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06/4/15

youngstero: